I’m just saying, if you pray to win the lottery without actually getting off your butt to purchase a ticket then you won’t win the lottery.
Get what I mean?
FINALLY!
Someone explains the Bible in a way I can understand.
Tell me more about this amazing deal!
Here’s lookin’ at you, Raptor Jesus.
You have to stop and think what she must have thought — or rather argued with herself about — when she went out that morning:
“One sign just isn’t enough, no! I need two… NO WAIT! FOUR SIGNS AT ONCE! But will that get the message across? I know! I’ll not only wear a t-shirt to accompany the four signs but also an apron with the Star of David drizzeled in blood along with an Israeli flag tied to one side and and an American flag tied to the other! They’ll have to pay attention now! THEY WILL KNOW THE TRUTH! AAAHHHHHH!!!”
